About me.

You know those little biblios that sites always have? Blogs, facebook, myspace... they all want you to share a little about yourself. Come on now, advertise to the world. Tell us about YOU.

Well, here's mine. I'm really mean. I often feel bad when people discover it, because then I wonder if I should have given them a warning when I first met them. I have what's known as a dry sense of humor. I eat slow. I walk fast. I bruise easily, I bang into doorknobs and I'm a little skittish. I've been called "high-strung," "paranoid," and "feisty," but I've also been called "mellow," and all of it is true. Mostly I'm uptight, but there are some things you just can't get me to give a damn about. I've been in love once in my life, at the age of 15, and even though he didn't return it, possibly never even knew, being able to love him was the best feeling in the world. From time to time I still think of him and wonder how he is. I don't drink coffee. Sometimes I drink. I have high cholesterol. I like the smell of wet grass. I enjoy the rain, and I'm afraid of people who wield umbrellas.

I tend to procrastinate. This is proof.