be still, stranger, or you'll never move again

I have a cousin I've never met who sent me some pictures. Normally I leave those in my email, telling myself I'll look at it another day. Today I clicked a link and saw some photos. And I'm looking at these Asian people and wondering, "Which one is my cousin?"

My mommy called me fat. =[

I went to Jen's cook-off on Saturday, and as I was frying some garlic she threw some ginger into the boiling vat of oil, and some of it splashed out onto my wrist and burned a hole like acid right through my very bones. So now I look as though I have problems beyond slicing myself. I jest; it wasn't a vat and it wasn't boiling and I will never be depressed. However, it was hot and it did splash and I did blister on two of the burns. I popped one of the blisters by accident the night after, and the other one...well, it didn't so much pop as it did deflate.