baby i promise this shit is legit

It makes me uncomfortable when anybody else hugs, holds, or generally handles my Dmitri pillow.

I try really hard to hide it, and I hide it really well, but the discomfort is there. I don't do anything about it, though, because I am aware of precisely how psychotic it would be for me to react the way I want to react, and get overly-possessive about a pillow.

So, if you're ever at my house and you happen to be near my pillow, back off.