I love you because even though you act like a hard ass rock who doesn't know the meaning of emotion, I know that you would be there for me if I really needed you, like if my car broke down and I was stranded or lost somewhere really far away, or if some guy screwed me over really badly, you wouldn't just say that you'd beat him up, you would actually go do it, and I think you're probably the only person I'm not related to who I would let drive my car, and if I was ever in the hospital or something and I was really upset about something serious, you'd probably be the person to try to make me laugh when no one else would.

So thank you.