liar liar,
you're on fire.
hey i kind of like these two:
this one i got from nelson.
What brand of toilet paper does your family buy?:
i think it's kirkland. sometimes. we get it from costco, of course.
What is your favorite kitchen utensil?:
the spork! hahaha i can hear daniel's voice in my head hella bashing it for no reason. um yeah the knife, not the giant butcher's cleaver bigger than my head but a regular knife.
Is your freezer/refrigerator door right next to each other, or on top?:
on top. it's coolER like that, phil.
What color is the chair you're sitting in?:
dark grey
Have you ever worn underwear on your head?:
not that i recall.
What about over your pants?:
i wore boxers over my pants. that was guys underwear, does that count?
Have you ever eaten grass?:
i've blown on it..? that sounds wrong. i've used it to whistle. 'twas pretty cool.
Does your dog eat grass?:
well, he did.
Do you yell at it when it eats grass?:
umm. don't remember. i think we did but someone said that they were supposed to.
My mom used to tell me the dogs teeth would get sharp if it ate grass. Did your mom tell you that?:
your ass is grass.
Have you ever wondered why the letter Q always has to be followed with u?:
no, because it's not true. there's "qin" and "qwerty" and..."Qaeda."
When asked "Wut do yew wanna tlk abouutt", what do you think of first?:
what i want to talk about?
Is there anything broken around you?:
only my heart. ::tearful sigh:: alas, tiffany! woe is me.
What's your favorite brand of pencil?:
i don't think there is a brand. it's asian. um roseart but they don't make the ones i like anymore.
Eraser?:
magic rub!!
Do you like Dunkaroos?:
no idea what that is
Do you enjoy cleaning your belly button?:
yes, i derive an insanely satisfying pleasure from the action such that nothing else could quell my beating heart.
Type ex-boyfriends mother's name with your chin. NOW.:
i don't know their mother's names.
Have you ever yawned and not been able to hear momentarily?:
yes
Have you ever used the word 'duper' without super in front of it?:
not at all, they come in package.
Why do people named Thomas go by the nickname Tom. Why not Thom?:
because nobody wants to be called "thom," smartass.
Have you ever used a type writer, and not messed up typing?:
yep, when i was little and very careful.
Does your dad watch the History Channel everynight?:
no
Talk Sex With Sue- Good or bad?:
who's sue
Do you fear shutting your head in the car door?:
do you fear shutting your head?
Do you ever find yourself sitting around making funny faces for no reason?:
yes, at people.
Does anyone ever catch you?:
if i'm looking at them?
Have you played "A Sailor Went to Sea Sea Sea" Lately?:
no. that's a game? i thought it was just a song..what have i missed out on?
Did you know the ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?:
yep. also the barney theme song and yankee doodle.
If I told you I had a Pokemon mousepad, what would you say?:
do you want to be the very best?
Have you ever made a project out of wood?:
yeah, my desk. umm. oh and the rube goldberg project in eighth grade.
Have you ever ridden on a donkey?:
i don't know. i think i rode on a pony before. i've certainly seen a donkey on full house..
Do you purposely NOT use good punctuation/grammar?:
does it count if i don't want to use caps?
Have you ever disliked someone you hadn't met in person?:
sure.
Have you ever swan dived off of your roof into oncoming traffic?:
yes, and it's a miracle that i'm here to tell the tale today.
Go look in the nearest closet. What's the 3rd clothing article on the left?:
a jacket. fascinating, indeed.
When you were a kid, did you believe chocolate milk came from brown cows?:
darling it comes from syrup.
Do you still believe it?:
i do believe.
Have you ever found a dead animal under your house?:
i beg your pardon, under my house?
Have you ever tried to fly past the age of 8?:
shoot, with my cape? i'm free as a bird.
Do you watch Disney Channel shows, and then lie about it?:
no, i watched high school musical. and i love avatar but i'm not sure if that's disney.
Has your house ever been infested with some kind of insect?:
yeah, they're called "sisters." kidding.
Have you ever passed 3 dead squirrles in a row on the road?:
no, but i did pass one earlier.
Can you laugh like Woody Woodpecker?:
no.
Do you walk in step with people around you?:
i don't know. sometimes, maybe.
hey i kind of like these two:
this one i got from nelson.
What brand of toilet paper does your family buy?:
i think it's kirkland. sometimes. we get it from costco, of course.
What is your favorite kitchen utensil?:
the spork! hahaha i can hear daniel's voice in my head hella bashing it for no reason. um yeah the knife, not the giant butcher's cleaver bigger than my head but a regular knife.
Is your freezer/refrigerator door right next to each other, or on top?:
on top. it's coolER like that, phil.
What color is the chair you're sitting in?:
dark grey
Have you ever worn underwear on your head?:
not that i recall.
What about over your pants?:
i wore boxers over my pants. that was guys underwear, does that count?
Have you ever eaten grass?:
i've blown on it..? that sounds wrong. i've used it to whistle. 'twas pretty cool.
Does your dog eat grass?:
well, he did.
Do you yell at it when it eats grass?:
umm. don't remember. i think we did but someone said that they were supposed to.
My mom used to tell me the dogs teeth would get sharp if it ate grass. Did your mom tell you that?:
your ass is grass.
Have you ever wondered why the letter Q always has to be followed with u?:
no, because it's not true. there's "qin" and "qwerty" and..."Qaeda."
When asked "Wut do yew wanna tlk abouutt", what do you think of first?:
what i want to talk about?
Is there anything broken around you?:
only my heart. ::tearful sigh:: alas, tiffany! woe is me.
What's your favorite brand of pencil?:
i don't think there is a brand. it's asian. um roseart but they don't make the ones i like anymore.
Eraser?:
magic rub!!
Do you like Dunkaroos?:
no idea what that is
Do you enjoy cleaning your belly button?:
yes, i derive an insanely satisfying pleasure from the action such that nothing else could quell my beating heart.
Type ex-boyfriends mother's name with your chin. NOW.:
i don't know their mother's names.
Have you ever yawned and not been able to hear momentarily?:
yes
Have you ever used the word 'duper' without super in front of it?:
not at all, they come in package.
Why do people named Thomas go by the nickname Tom. Why not Thom?:
because nobody wants to be called "thom," smartass.
Have you ever used a type writer, and not messed up typing?:
yep, when i was little and very careful.
Does your dad watch the History Channel everynight?:
no
Talk Sex With Sue- Good or bad?:
who's sue
Do you fear shutting your head in the car door?:
do you fear shutting your head?
Do you ever find yourself sitting around making funny faces for no reason?:
yes, at people.
Does anyone ever catch you?:
if i'm looking at them?
Have you played "A Sailor Went to Sea Sea Sea" Lately?:
no. that's a game? i thought it was just a song..what have i missed out on?
Did you know the ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?:
yep. also the barney theme song and yankee doodle.
If I told you I had a Pokemon mousepad, what would you say?:
do you want to be the very best?
Have you ever made a project out of wood?:
yeah, my desk. umm. oh and the rube goldberg project in eighth grade.
Have you ever ridden on a donkey?:
i don't know. i think i rode on a pony before. i've certainly seen a donkey on full house..
Do you purposely NOT use good punctuation/grammar?:
does it count if i don't want to use caps?
Have you ever disliked someone you hadn't met in person?:
sure.
Have you ever swan dived off of your roof into oncoming traffic?:
yes, and it's a miracle that i'm here to tell the tale today.
Go look in the nearest closet. What's the 3rd clothing article on the left?:
a jacket. fascinating, indeed.
When you were a kid, did you believe chocolate milk came from brown cows?:
darling it comes from syrup.
Do you still believe it?:
i do believe.
Have you ever found a dead animal under your house?:
i beg your pardon, under my house?
Have you ever tried to fly past the age of 8?:
shoot, with my cape? i'm free as a bird.
Do you watch Disney Channel shows, and then lie about it?:
no, i watched high school musical. and i love avatar but i'm not sure if that's disney.
Has your house ever been infested with some kind of insect?:
yeah, they're called "sisters." kidding.
Have you ever passed 3 dead squirrles in a row on the road?:
no, but i did pass one earlier.
Can you laugh like Woody Woodpecker?:
no.
Do you walk in step with people around you?:
i don't know. sometimes, maybe.
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